synthsandscotch ([info]synthsandscotch) wrote,
@ 2005-04-11 13:25:00
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Current mood: irritated
Current music:"Predilection" -- Nittle Grasper

-_-;;; Oh for the love of...
Listen people. When I say, Do not disturb me for the next hour. I *mean* Do not disturb me for the next hour and fifteen minutes!

I have work that I need to get done. I have people that I need to call...contracts that need looked over...

Overall, I have a business to run. So, let's go over a few things here shall we?

In order to run a sucessful business...one must focus on the more important aspects of the company. This does not include the following things:

-Coffee Pot Mishaps

-TELEMARKETING CALLS (Screen them for God's sake.)

-Promotion reqests (If you feel you deserve a promotion, write me a letter, or wait until i'm NOT swamped with everyone else's work that they are incapable of doing themselves. DO NOT come into my office unannounced after I've clearly stated not to bother me, and ask for a promotion, for I will hand you a pretty pinkish colored slip to blow your nose on as you cry your way out of my presence.)

Those are just a few...I could go on and on...but frankly...I have a ton of work to get done, and on top of that, I think i'll be sending out memo's directed towards the obvious incompetance of some of the staff here. Contrary to popular beliefe I don't enjoy fireing people. I just wish that I could find workers who have more than half of a brain.

I'm not a mean person...just frusterated. *Sigh* I'm going to get a coffee from one of the vending machines downstairs, perhaps it will help cure this pounding headache.




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[info]deliriouswinds
2005-04-13 03:13 am UTC (link)
Perhaps we should make the "Do not Disturb" sign larger? I'm thinking... laminated poster size.

-S-

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[info]snarky_writer
2005-04-14 12:24 am UTC (link)
Hmmm... I need me one of those...

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